....for a little bit of relaxing in this cold and boring Saturday night (reading stuff about landfill gas and planing the trip to Beijing), i just read some funny things from this girl website:
- Nothing supports the notion that life is serious.
- The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
- War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
- Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.
- Life is short. Don't be a dick.
- Life and everything in it. Yes, that includes the platypus.
- The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
